9 Pathetically Funny Misconceptions About Your Freshman Year in College

It's all about pacing yourself.
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So you've made it to college, and you're a freshman. Congratulations — this is one of the biggest steps you'll ever take in your life. From leaving your sobbing dad at the gates of your school to finding the perfect dorm room decor, you're totally in the big leagues now, and you've probably been dreaming about this moment for the last four years of high school.

Before you got there, you were probably looking forward to all the parties you'd attend, new friends you'd make, and awesome classes you got to pick yourself. After about a week or two however, reality is starting to set in. It's still going to be the best four years of your life, but it's a little different than what you expected.

Lucky for you, we're here to make sure you don’t trip and fall flat on your face. College is a lot of fun, but it's also about serious work — so read on to find out about the nine most common misconceptions about your freshman year at college. Soon, you'll be making straight A's and hella baes in no time. #Freshmanlife.

1. You think: "Infinite amounts of food with NO CONSEQUENCES!"

What actually happens:

Your meal plan runs out by Halloween and your only option for a costume is “I’m Starving” — so pace yourself.

2. You think: "I'll be waking up for 8 a.m. classes refreshed and ready to cross out every assignment on my to-do list with the biggest sharpie I can find!"

What actually happens:

If you're not falling asleep in your classes, you’ll probably spend them planning your next nap. Make coffee your bestie, it’s a very satisfying and refreshing relationship.

3. You think: "I can buy all of my textbooks at the school store at the beginning of the semester, and sell them all back at the end. SO MUCH MONEY!"

What actually happens:

Find a plan B for becoming a millionaire and try buying and selling your books online or from upperclassmen. Bookstores are very stingy with their buy-back plans. And, if you must use the bookstore, buy used.

4. You think: "I'll be turnt up 24/7."

What actually happens:

Even party animals, and regular ones, need sleep. Fight the FOMO and save those killer dance moves for when you slay your final exams.

5. You think: "I can pull an all-nighter cram session before an exam and pass with flying colors."

What actually happens:

It’s nearly impossible to get A’s when all you can think about is Zzz’s. A solid night’s sleep is really the first correct answer to any exam.

6. You think: "My dorm room is going to look like I won a Pinterest contest sponsored by Bed, Bath, and Beyond."

What actually happens:

Too many decorations can be overwhelming and cause visual clutter — and sometimes flames. Keep things simple and bring a few personal items that make your room feel like home.

7. You think: "It will be impossible to make friends as good as the ones I had in high school."

What actually happens:

You’ll make the best friends you've ever had.

8. You think: "I'll go to the gym twice a day, meditate every morning, and do yoga in between classes."

What actually happens:

Well, at least you tried? Every little bit counts. Ride your bike around campus, join a workout class with friends, run reallllly fast to that class you're probably late for because you're reading this article right now.

9. You think: "These are going to be the best four years of my life."

What actually happens:

They may not be the best four years of your life, but they'll be the most precious and memorable.